[原创]我想要个夫——某男士如是说
<p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 13.55pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-char-indent-count: 1.0;"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">我想要个夫——某男士如是说</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt;"><p></p></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt;"><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></p></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">我想要个夫，他赚钱，我守家。想睡时可以安安稳稳地睡一觉，无聊时可以邀几位太太玩玩纸牌、搓搓麻将、说说黄色笑话。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">我想要个夫，下班后，买菜烧饭、洗衣拖地；发薪后，不忘给我买套新潮装。若不乖乖听话，自然张口就骂抬手就打，再给他来个</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">人财两空</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">的把戏，让他闭嘴、封棒、竖白降旗。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">我想要个夫，生病时他是我的护士，上街时他是我的跟班，旅行时他是我的向导，回娘家时他是我的轿夫。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">我想要个夫，烦恼时我的诉说有人听，高兴时我的欢笑有人陪，玩牌输了时我的怨气有人泄。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 22pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">我想要个夫，做爱时我们心有灵犀，热烈、亢奋、如胶似漆，和着我的步，随着我的情，保证我满意。哦，我可不想生孩子，避孕套的事还得他多多费心。丈夫要有足够的肚量，妻子的婚外恋情可不能够小怪大惊。倘若邂逅那位男士更合适，离婚书上他也该爽朗地签字。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt;"><p></p></span></p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">呀！谁不想要个夫？！</span> 该是女士说的话. 买个机器人吧! <div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>千山鸿</i>在2006-5-8 21:05:40的发言：</b><br/>该是女士说的话.</div><p>是的.但男人很向往,也希望自己能够做一回"女人",有个这样的"夫"----<span style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">呀！谁不想要个夫？！</span> </p> 哈哈，这样的“夫”可真完美呀！是不是要到天上才寻得到呢？
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