[原创]去年给单位写的小品?
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">老公</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">----</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">张猛</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">老婆</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">----</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">钟丽雅</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">同事</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">1---</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">婷婷</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">同事</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">2—</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">祝祝</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">领导</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">---</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">孙姐</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">客户</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">----</font></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">（台上一张桌子，老公和同事在干活）</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">祝祝：你们先干着，我去老毛家。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">婷婷：和张猛一起问：去哪？</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">祝祝：老毛家啊（看看对方还是没懂，不耐烦的）：茅房厕所，这会懂了。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">婷婷：和张猛使劲点头：恩，恩。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">祝祝：不说了，挺不了了，（急忙下）</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">婷婷：张哥你看这个图有问题啊。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 42pt; mso-char-indent-count: 4.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">（张猛和婷婷凑到一起）</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">钟丽雅上场。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">钟丽雅：雪花那个飘，寒风那个吹，现在已经半夜</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">10</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">点多，我的他还在单位加班干活，每天半夜他肚子都爱饿，我给他送点饭，随便接他下班回家，给我捂热被窝！（设计部，到了。（推门进，看到老公和</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">-</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">婷婷亲密的样子，手里的保温瓶掉在地上，一手捂嘴一手指着两个人）张猛，你这个混蛋！</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">张猛：小雅，你怎么来了（发现自己和</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">-</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">婷婷的距离太近了，立刻离开同事身边，小雅，你别误会，我们正工作呢。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">钟丽雅：（愤恨的一步一步逼进张猛）无耻，都让我现场抓到了你还不承认。还有你这贱人，敢勾引我老公。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">钟丽雅：四下看看，从地上拣起扫帚一边追着</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">-</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">婷婷打一边骂）你个狐狸精，你个野女人，勾引我老公！</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">-</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">婷婷：（边跑边说）嫂子，我是张哥同事，我们是清白的，清白的啊！</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">钟丽雅：胡扯，她的同事我都认识，可我从没见过你，你还敢抵赖，</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">婷婷：我是新来的</span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">，新来的啊</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">钟丽雅：哎呀，还死不承认啊，告诉你，老娘的大哥是混日本黑社会的，看我怎么收拾你。。。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">-</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">婷婷：（猛然停住脚步，回身）什么你哥哥是日本黑社会？打倒日本帝国主义！</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">（去抢老婆手里的扫帚，抢过来后，反过来追着老婆打）</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">-</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">婷婷：我爷爷的爹就是让日本人活埋的，我爷爷也是让鬼子的子弹打死的，我要报仇，打倒日本帝国主义。</span></font></p>[此贴子已经被诗杰于2006-7-28 22:03:59编辑过]
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">钟丽雅：大妹子，我不是日本人，我是你张哥的媳妇，你的嫂子啊。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">婷婷：（塄了一下，又接着打）打倒日本帝国主义黑社会分子及其家属！</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">钟</span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">丽雅：张猛你这死鬼，非要看着贱人把我打死啊，老公救命啊</span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">！</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">祝祝上：住手，陈婷婷，你疯了，那是张哥的爱人，我们敬爱的嫂子。哎，张哥你怎么也不管啊。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">-</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">钟丽雅（躲到祝祝身后）：祝祝你来的正好，这两个狗男女勾搭上被我发现了，还要杀人灭口·</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">祝祝：啊，你们俩什么时候勾搭成奸了？</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">张猛：祝祝你怎么也怀疑我啊。人家婷婷才来几天，我要勾搭也勾搭你嘛。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">钟丽雅：好啊，原来你对祝祝也有想法，你这个臭男人（拧老公的耳朵）</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">张猛：哎哟，哎哟，你轻点，我就打个比喻！</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">孙姐同客户一起上</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">孙姐：你们干什么，象什么话，两口子怎么在单位打起来了。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">钟丽雅（扑到孙姐怀里）：孙姐你是张猛单位领导，你可要为我做主啊。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">孙姐：没事，没事，你说姐姐给你做主，慢慢说，怎么了。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">钟丽雅：张猛这个没良心的，竟然和一个小妖精在这鬼混，还当我的面向祝祝求爱。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">孙姐：啊，和小妖精鬼混，还向祝祝求爱？！祝祝啊，你一向是个纯洁的小女孩子啊，怎么也牵扯到这种桃色事件里了，现在的女孩子啊，真不知道自爱。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">张猛：什么啊，孙姐啊，怎么你当领导的也造谣啊，算了反正我也不不清白了让我做个冤死鬼吧！（向桌子撞）</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">孙姐：（急忙拦阻）小张，你不能自杀啊，无论环境怎样恶劣，处境艰难，你都要坚强的活下去，如果你实在要自杀，那</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">….</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">那</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">……</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">你也要把这批活做完了。你看客户都来了，人家等着呢。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">张猛：孙姐你</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">……</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">你</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">…..</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">（双手抱头蹲下）</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">客户：请允许我说几句。凭我的经验和直觉，我绝对不相信小张会这样的花心，小张已经多次为我做活了，通过几次接触，我还是比较了解这个小同志的，他也许有这样的心，但他是不会真的去做的。我看让小张同志自己</span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">说几句吧。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">张猛：（站起来）对，我要说，我要伸冤，</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">婷婷：还是我先控诉吧，我正和张哥研究工作呢，她</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">----</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">张哥的老婆</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">---</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">忽然进来说我和张哥有不正当的关系。我要真和他有关系，还会在单位么，还会在祝祝和各位同事在场的时候勾</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">…….</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">么？</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">钟丽雅：我进来时候，你俩那样，那样，屋子里还没别人。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">孙姐：不对啊，至少祝祝应该在啊。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">祝祝：报告孙姐，我不过去了趟老毛家，回来，她们就吵架呢，我好心劝架，结果把我也扯上了。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">孙姐：原来是这样，小雅啊，我看你有些误会了。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">钟丽雅：弄个野女人到单位，也算加班？</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">孙姐：小雅，这话就不对了，这个野女人</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">………</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">你口里的这个野女人是我们部门新来的同事，今天我让他们一起加班，完成这位</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">X</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">先生的活，人家急等着要。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">钟丽雅：真的，你没骗我？</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">孙姐（抚摩老婆的头发）：当姐姐的什么时候骗过啊。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">钟丽雅：那</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">……….</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">真是我误会了？</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">张猛：你老冤枉我，以前赵非在的时候你就怀疑我和她，现在人家离开咱们公司了，你竟然变本加厉的无限我和婷婷同志，你，你太不象话了！</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="4">钟丽雅：我，我，我走了。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 31.5pt; TEXT-INDENT: -31.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: -3.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; 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这样的误会很有现实意义！嘿，你还真能写啊！你的脑袋看来我这笨脑袋不是同样的材料做的。我有些近视，所以帮你编辑了一下。
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