[原创]临屏写一个让朋友们笑~~
<p style="TEXT-INDENT: 136.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 13.0;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">《取</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">经》</span></font></p><p style="TEXT-INDENT: 136.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 13.0;"><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"> </span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">文</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">/</span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">朱枫</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">话说唐僧师徒四人第二次来到西天，已是二十一世纪的事了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">四人办理完有关关文，在一处五星级宾馆住了一晚。第二天唐僧就说：</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">事不迟疑，这次来西天只有三天停留，徒儿们今日起就各去对口部门取经去吧。</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">” <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">两天后，三位徒弟各显所能，先后取回了真经。孙悟空第一个把经亮给师傅：</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">师傅，你看，我取的是《变脸经》，能见什么人用什么脸，见什么神用什么脸。见什么鬼怪用什么脸。</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">”</span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">说着便变出一副鬼脸来。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">猪八戒把一卷经从铁耙上取下来放在案上，悟空一看，竟是一部金版的《女儿经》，便取笑道：</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">好你个呆子，又弄回个这样的东东来。</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">猪八戒笑笑道：</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">猴哥有所不知，这个很有用的，可让我大唐男子人人知悦女之术，从此不受光棍之苦。</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">” <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">沙僧取出的是一部《老实人聪明经》，大家观之，皆老实人变聪明之一百零八计之内容。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">赞道：“这下我沙兄弟不用受老实挨骗了。”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">唐僧见三高徒都有所收获，高兴说：“三位徒儿辛苦，有这些我们足可以回家向皇帝交差了，今晚我请大家去吃极乐世界三十六菜如何。”</span></p></span></p><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">唐僧见三高徒都有所收获，高兴说：“三位徒儿辛苦，有这些我们足可以回家向皇帝交差了，今晚我请大家去吃极乐世界三十六菜如何。”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">三徒弟兴高彩烈：“知我等者，师傅也！”</span></p></span></p><p><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">三徒弟兴高彩烈：“知我等者，师傅也！”</span></p>[此贴子已经被作者于2006-8-6 10:49:08编辑过]
哈哈~~~~老朱的帖子比起老吴的书来果然搞笑得多啊!欢迎了, 有意思！1 真搞笑!
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