[原创]临屏写一个大家笑~~
<p style="TEXT-INDENT: 147pt; mso-char-indent-count: 14.0;"><font color="#0000ff"><strong><font size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">《取</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></font></strong></font><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font color="#0000ff" size="5"><strong>经》</strong></font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p style="TEXT-INDENT: 152.25pt; mso-char-indent-count: 14.5;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">文</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">/</span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">朱枫</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <font face="宋体" color="#ff0000" size="5"> </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体" color="#9709f7" size="5">话说唐僧师徒四人第二次来到西天，已是二十一世纪的事了。</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <p><font face="宋体" color="#9709f7" size="5"></font></p></span></p><p><font face="宋体" color="#9709f7" size="5"></font></p><p><font face="宋体" color="#9709f7" size="5"></font></p><p><font size="5"><font face="宋体"><font color="#9709f7"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">四人办理完有关关文，在一处五星级宾馆住了一晚。第二天唐僧就说：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">事不迟疑，这次来西天只有三天停留，徒儿们今日起就各去对口部门取经去吧。</span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font face="宋体" color="#9709f7" size="5">”</font> <p><font face="宋体" color="#9709f7" size="5"></font></p></span></p><p><font face="宋体" color="#9709f7" size="5"></font></p><p><font face="宋体" color="#9709f7" size="5"></font></p><p><font size="5"><font face="宋体"><font color="#9709f7"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">两天后，三位徒弟各显所能，先后取回了真经。孙悟空第一个把经亮给师傅：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">师傅，你看，我取的是《变脸经》，能见什么人用什么脸，见什么神用什么脸。见什么鬼怪用什么脸。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">说着便变出一副鬼脸来。</span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <p><font face="宋体" color="#9709f7" size="5"></font></p></span></p><p><font face="宋体" color="#9709f7" size="5"></font></p><p><font face="宋体" color="#9709f7" size="5"></font></p><p><font size="5"><font face="宋体"><font color="#9709f7"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">猪八戒把一卷经从铁耙上取下来放在案上，悟空一看，竟是一部金版的《女儿经》，便取笑道：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">好你个呆子，又弄回个这样的东东来。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">猪八戒笑笑道：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">猴哥有所不知，这个很有用的，可让我大唐男子人人知悦女之术，从此不受光棍之苦。</span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font face="宋体" color="#9709f7" size="5">”</font> <p><font face="宋体" color="#9709f7" size="5"></font></p></span></p><p><font face="宋体" color="#9709f7" size="5"></font></p><p><font face="宋体" color="#9709f7" size="5"></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="5"><font color="#9709f7"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">沙僧取出的是一部《老实人聪明经》，大家观之，皆老实人变聪明之一百零八计之内容。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">赞道：“这下我沙兄弟不用老实挨骗了。”</span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font face="宋体" color="#9709f7" size="5"></font><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="宋体" color="#9709f7" size="5"> </font></p></span></p><p><font face="宋体" color="#9709f7" size="5"> </font></p><p><font face="宋体" color="#9709f7" size="5"></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font color="#9709f7" size="5">唐僧见三高徒都有所收获，高兴说：“三位徒儿辛苦，有这些我们足可以回家向皇帝交差了，今晚我请大家去吃极乐世界三十六菜如何。”</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font face="宋体" color="#9709f7" size="5"></font><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="宋体" color="#9709f7" size="5"> </font></p></span></p><p><font face="宋体" color="#9709f7" size="5"> </font></p><p><font face="宋体" color="#9709f7" size="5"></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font color="#9709f7" size="5">三徒弟兴高彩烈：“知我等者，师傅也！”</font></span></p>[此贴子已经被感动太行于2006-8-6 11:21:44编辑过]
呵，这字也会变哟，变的不一样大了~~ 回太行：只是活跃一下气氛~~~ 要是世上真有《变脸经》和《老实人聪明经》，说真的，我还真想学学。问好朱枫老师！ 哈哈哈，好有意思，我看这师徒四人，经永远都是取不完的。向朱老师问好！ 有趣,问好朱枫老师! 哈哈~~~~风趣搞笑,趣味十足.比起吴大师的书来果然妙了许多,谢了.问好!
[此贴子已经被作者于2006-8-9 19:57:02编辑过]
幽默的文笔。不错。欣赏了。 小文让大家高兴就没白写，问好朋友们！ 哈哈哈哈哈哈,经典之作!
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